FTM Friday: It all started with body scrub.
Welcome to the first installment of Fuck the Man Friday! Henceforth, we shall refer to it as “FTM Friday,” because it’s more open and inviting and proper. I just wet my pants laughing. And yes, I...
View ArticleFTM Friday: Body Scrub Recipes (for all the people)
Welcome to FTM Friday, and it’s actually posted ON FRIDAY. Somebody stop me. I’m obviously on fire. Okay, body scrubs. The gateway drug. Let’s do this. (this is a very long post, because I’m talking...
View ArticleFTM Friday: Peppermint Lip Balm
Clearly, when we see the words “FTM Friday,” we need to think of them sort of metaphorically, you know, loosely, so when we see FTM Friday on Saturday morning, we won’t be surprised, and we’ll just...
View ArticleFTM Friday: Hand Salve that Changes Lives
You may not believe that hand salve can change lives. You may not see it. You may think I’m exaggerating. BUT YOU’D BE WRONG. Okay fine I’m exaggerating. But not much. This stuff has cured eczema (my...
View ArticleFTM Friday: DIY Face Wash (and make-up remover!)
Yay, FTM Friday on a Saturday! I love you! I’m happy to back. I hate studying for comprehensive exams. I’m never reading another piece of literature. ever ever as long as I live. I hate literature....
View ArticleFTM Friday: Coconut Milk Body Wash
So it appears I will write my FTM Friday posts on any day other than Friday, and I most likely won’t do it weekly? WILL I EVER BE ORGANIZED PEOPLE, EVER? Oh whatever. Fuck the man. Go hard or go home....
View ArticleFTM Friday…Homemade Laundry Detergent
Hello…FTM Friday! Remember me? Yeah, I don’t either. Whatever. So this week we’re going to A.) Move away from body products (but only temporarily! I have way more recipes people.) and B.) Pretend like...
View ArticleFTM Friday: Finally, a “homemade” deodorant that works…(and you won’t...
Welcome to yet another FTM Friday post on Saturday, after a 5-week hiatus. Yay! Anyway, as you may know, back in January I set out on my chemical-free body care quest. Most of it has gone well. Two...
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